We were out shopping today when a woman stopped us to tell us that Oliver really needed to be wearing a hat, and that he was going to get sick.
She had a necklace with a huge marijuana leaf on it. We were getting parenting advice from a woman wearing a marijuana leaf.
I said (and thanks to Kris for the idea), “It’s okay. We give him whiskey… warms him on the inside.”
She laughed and shut up. Ah, blessed silence.