Today, I had Hazel in her Moby again, and was riding on the bus. A sweet old lady got on the bus and asked “Is that a baby in there?”. Dumb question, but she was old, so we’ll move on and not mock her. Especially since when I said yes she looked absolutely delighted.
The woman sitting beside me then says, “Oh, I was wondering that too. I thought maybe it was just your stomach.”
Um, hello?! First of all, you’re saying that you thought that me + baby was just me? How big and misshapen do you think I am? Second of all, I had a HAT on Hazel. A freakin’ hat! No, I generally don’t walk around calling attention to my misshapen tummy fat by covering it with a sweet brown-and-pink paisley HAT!
Idiot woman. What is wrong with people? Think before you speak, folks.